I WANT TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
AND MAYBE OTHER BODY PARTS!
403. Welcome to Blog 43. This is a true story. I keep a notepad on my bed. In that notepad I make notes of things that catch my eye or ear. It could be something I saw on TV, something I read online or something I read in one of the five different newspapers I subscribe to. Some of them are 100% plagiarized, some of them are things I saw and tweaked and the rest are my original thoughts. So if you think “I heard that before”, you probably did. The other day I read them to my wife for the first time. Her reaction included rolling of the eyes, laughter and that “You really are an idiot” look. After that I then decided to share them with you. And just like seeing one your old favorite bands I kept the best ones for the end. I hope you enjoy them.
404.
HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ON MAYOR PAINE
1. Does he possess the mental capacity to know what he did was wrong?
2. You knowingly used your position to push a lie that cost me my business and then you doubled down on the lie even after the evidence proved you were lying.
3. He acts like a spiteful little school boy.
4. You said Jordan had to be Melissa’s friend. Did you ever tell Melissa she had to be Jordan’s friend?
5. The way to resolve a dispute starts with telling the truth.
6. When he talks it reminds me of leaflets that were dropped from airplanes during wartime.
7. Some day Jim Paine might find himself in a reflective place and figure out what happened here and accept the fact that management is not his calling.
8. Do you think he thinks he is his own role model?
9. It is incumbent that the Mayor is invested in each and every business to prosper and he has grossly failed in that endeavor and must be removed from office for the greater good of Superior.
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Now here are some of my favorites
10. He is dirtier than a Playboy Mansion Jacuzzi.
11. What made the Mayor the man he is today? Wedgies or Melvins?
12. You could draw a bigger crowd at a Tupperware party than a Jim Paine speech.
13. Here is a picture of him tooting his own horn, but for me it sounds like a sour note blowing out of my butt trumpet.
14. He probably would go to the best steakhouse and order liver and onions and a side of tater tots.
15. And finally I will leave you with one of my favorites below. I have more of these in my notepad, so maybe we will run another Blog down the road with a bunch of new ones.
Thanks for reading and I’ll see you soon.
Brian
